Sorry but I had to rant SOMEWHERE.

So my clinic called a while back and told me I had an infection. I wasn’t presenting symptoms but apparently it’s pretty common for infections to be asymptomatic when you’re pregnant. So whatever, my doctor prescribes a 10 day course of antibiotics and I start taking them. All good, right?

Wrong. So very wrong.

I’m on day 9 and I have the most vicious yeast infection ever. I’m talking swollen labia. Yeah. SWOLLEN. LABIA. You know those padsicles they give you post-labour? I would kill a man for some right now. It is totally brutal.

I’m supposed to do one more day of antibiotics but I can’t bring myself to do it if my poor vag is going to suffer like this. 9 days is gonna have to do it for now so I can let my lady parts recover. Hopefully whatever non-existent infection I had is gone. I know, I know, always finish the prescription. But you guys, no. I cannot. Not while I’m waddling around with an inflated vagizzle. Not happening.