Ladies: Am I Insane?💕🤞🏼

I’m 13DPO. This is was my first month using opks and preseed.

It was more like snot than ewcm

My boobs started out being just sensitive nipples and now they feel bruised and it’s my whole chest. I was trying to eat thanksgiving and I kept having to chew slowly because I kept almost gagging.

1DPO-7DPO I had cramps and ewcm up to a few days ago. Yesterday I noticed creamy cm in my panties. I had sex and i didn’t cramp until I orgasmed, that’s never happened before. I can’t help but feel I have to test. Anyone else? Or am I Insane? I had a stiff neck for daysss and I have a stuffy nose and for the past 2 days I’ve had such bad insomnia and woke up to pee last night never happened before

UPDATE: 11/24/17