what the duck! 🙄

so my period is unusually later than normal, I haven't had a week of spotting which has been happening in the lead up for about a year - I feel fat... I started to feel suspicious, I bought a two pack box of clear blue digital test's to be sure. test one indicates that I misused the test (jeez, OK let's try again later) test two, promising with the timer is telling me to hold tight so I leave on the bench and feed the dog only to return to the same misused test indicator has appeared. now I am frustrated as hell and have just driven into the night to get an old school no battery test and am waiting to be able to pee hahahahahaha 😅 talk about suspense