Masturbation

Okay so I’m 37 years old and finally discovered masturbation. I was in the kitchen making a salad for dinner and I was mixing the salad when I saw a cucumber out of the corner of my eye and idk it just really turned me on.

I decided to try masturbating so I went to my room in the basement so that my parents wouldn’t hear anything.

This was the MOST AMAZING EXPERIENCE EVER. I keep buying more and more cucumbers but I don’t want my parents to think anything is up!

Is it normal to wait this long into life before masturbating???