I don't even know how I know what it is?

The internet? Okay so I freaked out because I found my step dads flesh light and TOUCHED IT. BY ACCIDENT.

my mom sent me to go look in her top drawer for this perfume she got early for Christmas (she keeps small expensive stuff like that in her dresser and has all my life and i don't know why)

But I go right and my mom wouldn't send me to go dig in her freak drawer like..no.

So I just open the drawer and stick my hand in.

And I just something weird and soft and I look and its A POCKET PUSSY.

So I'm like "EWWW MOM WTF GOD EEWW A FLESH LIGHT? MOM WTF" and she's like "WHAT?" And goes to look and she's like "well..that's new"

Anyways. I go and wash and sanitize my hands and she comes back like "how did you even know what that was?"

I was like. Mom. I am 21.

"And?"

The internet is a thing.

"What kind of shit are you looking up on the internet?? Hahahahaha"

So that's how that awkward situation got even more awkward and painful.