soooooo..

Im supposed to get amazing birthday dick today and my boyfriend is on his way

bUt GEt THiS

MY PERIOD arrived-late- this week on Tuesday ruining alllll the plans

so so I decide to take it to the internet and downed a gelatin lemon cocktail and have been sucking on a lemon all afternoon and when I think that it may have worked i wipe and it’s a way lighter flow but SHES STILL HERE

UPDATEEEEE:

So he came and it stopped *briefly* and lord my soul was snatched and i came twice buT THeN we started going back at it on the bed my legs on his shoulders he stroking deep and then something hurt and i start bleeding like more than my flow was even at before the nonsense and we just stopped and he was scared and we silently cleaned up and i started crying and he consoled me and we just laid down and ate chinese welp this was a turn of events