Lying to mother in law

So Among other things she won't listen to baby names we came up with because she doesn't want to pretend to like them and she already chose a name for my baby, which she decided should be called Misty rose. I want to start a rumor that we're naming the baby something she'd haaaaaate. I know she was concerned I'd name the baby something too Jewish so that might be a possibility. Any terrible names you can think of? Apple or something like apple would probably disturb her, too.