Something “funky” with me

So my best friend and coworker told me there is something funky going on with me and that I HAVE to be pregnant

This was just taken. Clearly it’s a BFN. Just like every test I’ve taken every month.

This is where I start to scratch my head...this is my first time TTC. She says there’s too much funky stuff going on and that I have to be pregnant. Can those of you that HAVE conceived before please explain to me what “funky” stuff you went through? Because I’m my head, I’m just exhausted because we have been short staffed since October and we are finally almost back to fully staffed and I’m just trying to back to a normal flow of work.

Please help me out here ladies!