sadie 👀

alex 💫🍑✨

OKAY so i asked a guy to sadie today let me tell u ALL the juicy details even though it’s not really that much lol

so first let me back up to a few days ago. i had been thinking about asking this guy, imma call him Austin, to sadie already bc like 👀 he’s a cute guy 👀 he’s nice 👀 u kno but like hey....... it’s early. i don’t need to worry

but this girl comes up to me who i’m going to call...... actually no she don’t even deserve a name GAWD she’s annoying

but like she comes up to me and she’s like “hey alex uhhhh when do you think like it’s going to be not awkward to ask somebody to sadie?”

i just tell her idk but internally i’m like looking into the camera like i’m on the office like bruh

but i’m like idk and i ask who shes planning to ask because I Have My Suspicions Because She Basically Follows This Poor Boy Austin Everywhere

and she’s like UM i’m not telling YOU i’m like Hey. that was Aggressive so my suspicions are more or less confirmed (and i might be just paranoid! but u never know!)

but i’m like WOW this girls in love with him. i have actually Confirmed like 2 other girls like him so i’m like gotta make my Move

i don’t want to make like a big poster so i take a clothespin and it says “i mustache you a question” and there’s like a mustache covering the clothespin and then you open it and it says sadie? (my pics won’t load please allow my horrible description)

i try to ask this DANG AUSTIN KID FOR THE NEXT FOUR DAYS I KNOW don’t call me desperate like i would try to ask him........... but something would come up. couldn’t get him alone. he had to go before i could ask. etc.

TODAY!!!!!!!!! ON THIS VERY DAY i’m at lunch and i go to the art room for lunch and i invite Austin to come up w me right no problem we’re friends nothing......... special about me asking him to come w me 👀

i go up there and WHO do i find but this SAME GIRL WHOS JUST OBSESSED WITH HIM and i’m like

but we work for most of lunch. chill. frosty, even. but austin turns to me and he’s like hey ya wanna head back (we had the next class together) and i’m like ok and we clean up

leave, this girl following behind us

and finally i’m like hey austin can i...................... Talk To U

and he’s like sure

so we turn to the girl and i’m like hey i need to talk to austin for a minute

and she jus.......................stands there

and i’m like....... i mean privately

and THENN SHE GETS ALL OFFENDED BC WERE DOING SOMETHING WITHOUT HER FJDJJSKDKDKDKFJ and it took me like Minutes to convince her to just let us talk

but i FINALLLY asked him!!!! and he said yes!!!!!!! after all that effort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so we’re going to show up to sadie looking better than anyone there 👌👌👌 and this girl won’t know what hit her

thanks for tuning in to this episode of being super extra until next time 😉