Tampon size story

I recently just had my period...

I was on the toilet and ran out of tampons in the bathroom and yelled for my boyfriend to bring me one from the room, here’s how our conversation went...

Me: Babe! Can you please bring me a super tampon from the period box (my bf made a box specifically for periods.)

Bf: okay...wait... which one is a super?

Me: the one with green S on it!

Bf: I thought that meant small... like it was a compact size... like it being extra small... cool how it comes in different sizes! At the same time... I could never be a girl.

Me: okay babe... can you leave now.

Hes The greatest😂