I want this baby outttttttt❗️

I seriously can’t deal with this anymore. I want this baby out already, dealing with the pain and swelling all by myself alone with two toddlers is freaking frustrating. I need ways to get things going! I can’t take another day feeling like my vagina is crushing and my back keeps cracking every movement I make, it’s hard to keep up with anything noww😭😭😭 and NO I DONT WANNA HEAR, you should let the baby bake as long as it wants etc ; not looking for opinions, looking for a solution to help me fast up labor. 🤦🏻‍♀️