UPDATE: ok so he hasn’t said a word about this so obviously I’m def more grossed out about it than him. But it’s crazy cause he’s one of those guys that doesn’t fart or like farts or can only go poop at home. So if he’s THAT particular why the hell didn’t it bother him as much lol y’all I’m serious this is gonna scar me for life I’ve never had it happen and I’ve been doing anal for 14 yrs! Ugh.

ORIGINAL POST:Ok so just a little story:

Today my husband and i finally got some time to “play”. We started off with him strapping my hands behind my back with a Velcro strip. I was laying on my stomach and man did he make sure my ass was up and my back was arched (yum).

Anyways, he starts off with fingering me and putting this mint orgasmix lube on me. It’s amazing anyways i told him from the beginning today i didn’t want to do anal cause of my bowel movements. (I’m very clean but sometimes you just don’t know) anyways so at first he was staying clear of my booty hole then he starts putting lube on it. By this time he switched to my rabbit dildo/vibrator in my pussy. I’m squirming.

Then i feel cold going in my butt! Ugh babe no!

So he said sit still and put a plug in. I’m like ok. That’s fine cool. He then started to fist my pussy ( don’t judge it’s amazing and we don’t do it all the time, that’s why kegels are amazing) and I’m squirting and cumming like crazy. He stops and slowly takes out the plug. Doesn’t react so I’m like ok cool everything’s still clean.

Then he puts in a wireless bullet vibrator into my booty. I’m way more relaxed by this point and then he starts to penetrate and f*#k me silly 😜

Ok so alls said and done this whole time I’ve been on my stomach can’t see back there and am trusting him with everything.

Now it’s time to take out the bullet!!! He unstraps one of my hands (thank God!)

Get ready!

He pulls it out and it’s covered in SHIT! All i hear is eww gross with an awkward giggle!!!

Omg i immediately grabbed the damn vibrator and the plug and run to the bathroom. I’m so embarrassed and grossed out. Meanwhile the whole time I’m screaming ewwwww I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH MY ASSHOLE!!! Ugh!!!!

Then to top it off he comes in the bathroom as I’m cleaning all this shit up (literally) my leg is propped up on the toilet and i got a wile in between my ass cheeks and my hands covered in shit from the vibrator i grabbed and ran with! GET THE FUCK OUT THE BATHROOM! He’s laughing, I’m close to tears! And then all still while trying to get my legs to stop fuckin shaking from that bomb ass sex session.

Let’s just say i bleached everything almost even my damn asshole. But hey i guess it was fun while it lasted. Don’t know when ill do it again!