Story time!! Funny but long 🤣🤣

So for awhile my boyfriend was having what he likes to call “man problems” aka he couldn’t get hard or in the middle of sex he’d just go soft.. I took it personally.

He continued to reassure me that it wasn’t that he wasn’t attracted to me.. that he still thought I was “sexy as fuck”... I of course was like...

Well this lasted about 2 weeks and then one day

He was back to normal and better than ever!!

I brushed it off and was like ehhh maybe he was just stressed from work since at the time he was working 6 days a week 10-12 hour shifts... but then about 3 months later...

Softy is back!!! So I’m like...

He denies all accusations of cheating and swears it’s not me or my body.. that he still loves me like crazy...

So I’m pissed cuz we had like an ammmmazing sex life I mean like we poppin in the bedroom

So here comes the funny part lol... one night I wake up all panicked cuz I feel the bed rocking and I’m like oh shit it’s an earthquake

I look over to find my man dick in hand going at it... mind you it’s like 2 am.. and I see his phone is on!!! So I’m like yoo I swear if I find this asshole jacking off to porn when he can’t even get it up long enough to fuck me I swear to Jesus ima fuck him up!!!

I pretend like I’m still sleeping yet look over at his phone and I can’t help but blurt out

He nearly throws his phone at the tv cuz he was so scared lol he was beating his meat to videos and pictures of ME...

he begins saying “babe babe wait I can explain!!” I look over at him and I’m like

He forreal thought I was gonna be mad at him for it lol he finally calmed down and I was like sooo how long you been doing this huh and he explains... since day 1 he just can’t help it..

He even finds himself doing it at work on break lol he then looks at me and is like “oh shit... I do it like 3 times a day!! Maybe that’s why my big fella won’t stay up that long!! I’m wasting all these shots on my hand instead of in you!!!?”

He wanted to prove himself right sooo he stopped yanking it the next day at work and haaaa bitccchh we was back to normal

.... now I’m 8 months pregnant and he calls me a MILF every damn day...

That’s my man!!