So... I may have just executed the worst typo ever. I work as an administrative assistant, so I pretty much just do whatever I’m told.

Well today I was told to email everyone in the company to inquire about their shirt size so that the company could order new shirts with the logo on it.

I send the email, no big deal.

Then not even ten minutes later, I get a reply from one of my male coworkers which simply stated “13 inches”.

I stop for a second and am completely baffled. Is he trying to insinuate his penis size? Am I horrified, intrigued, or both? I think it’s horrified. Yes I am horrified.

Then I get another email from a female coworker asking me to clarify the question.

I look at my original email and I die inside... I made a typo and asked the entire company for their “shit” size instead of their “shirt” size. My boss was copied on the email.