okay ladies so I had been looking at this boy for MONTHS because he is so cute and so sweet but he had a girlfriend so I couldn’t do anything right

so FINALLY they break up and I’m ready to make my move!! I dm him and after several dates he asks me to be his girlfriend

fast forward to the second time we’re gettin dirty and he wants to try 69.... so i’m like hell yeah let’s do it!! so it’s happening and it’s going great until I gagged and QUEEFED ON HIS FACE!!!

Being the sweetie he is he just laughs it off and keeps going and then I KEEP QUEEFING!!! EVERY TIME I WENT DOWN IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!

Finally it was so bad I just changed positions and I literally don’t remember anything after that other than being dead inside..... Four months later and we’re still together so its all good but I can’t think about it without cringing