Weirdest question ever!

So at 34 Weeks my doctor told me I couldn’t shave down there until after I gave birth. Something about it giving you a higher risk of infection if for some reason I had to get a c section. So a week goes by and I don’t shave. At all. And it starts hurting and I’m feeling bumps. But I can’t see anything cuz there is hair. I shave so I can see and there is a rash, great, I have a yeast infection. Or so I thought. It’s a Sunday so I plan to go in for a check the next day. But by that night the rash and pain was totally gone!

So I was just like, weird 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ so I try again to not shave. 3 days ago I asked my hubby to help me shave as its starting to hurt again. He said he would but he just opened a new business and he hasn’t had time. So this morning I cannot stand it. I shave myself and I look in the mirror and there is a fire truck red rash. Wtf?! Now tonight, rash, pain, irritation and redness is completely gone!!!

Am I allergic to my own fucking pubic hair?! Idk I think I’m crazy!!! Someone help me not feel so crazy! Haha or at least some thoughts would be great.