RINGS

So I’ve been with my boyfriend for 2 years and we are now 18 so I decided to get him a promise ring for his birthday. I’ve always felt that girls in the relationships always expect the boys to get them stuff and be romantic towards them but a relationship is between 2 people and we both play our part. Anyways he started to get emotional and said that it was the nicest thing a girl has ever done for him ( he was a bit of a hoe before he meet me lol) but anyways the next week I come round to his and he gives me this box and says “ considering you gave me a ring I’ll give you one” I was actually so excited and my heart was racing until I opened it,

This mother fucker bought me a cockring 😑!!! Absolute dick but I did find it funny lol