Pooping tears of joy 😅💩


I woke up tonight at 3am with HORRIBLE cramping. My first thought was “oh it’s just menstrual cramps, they’ll go away” but then I shot up remembering IM PREGNANT. I run crying to the bathroom thinking I’m about to miscarry but....

I just had a massive poop that needed to come out NOW. 😂😂 it was so uncomfortable but much needed since I’ve been constipated for a week. Then I laughed hysterically because of how dramatic I was thinking and how relieved I was to have a monster diarrhea session.

It’s the little things, ladies.