I need some advice ..

how do you guys deal/ talk about infertility obviously as soon as you get married people then start to ask

“ OOOOOO WHEN ARE THE KIDS COMING? DO YOU PUT YOUR LEGS IN THE AIR ON A 40 DEGREE ANGLE? DO YOU DO IT REGULARLY? “

I literally feel like screaming because I don’t know how to tell people without making people then say

“OMG ME AND MY BIG MOUTH! OH ITS GOOD TO WAIT FOR CHILDREN ANYWAY DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE CHILDREN”

Please help yours sincerely infertile wife who’s about to kill a bitch.