SOS PLEASE HELP!!!!!!

Emily • It’s not always the best idea to follow the masses, because sometimes the “M” is silent.

Ok, please don’t ask how or why this happened, because it’s a very long, awkward, complicated story that I don’t really feel like sharing. Also, if you have mean comments, please keep them to yourself, because I don’t have time for that and I’m really scared right now. Anyways, somehow, I have managed to get a cotton ball stuck up my vagina. Like, all the way, deep inside. I’ve tried every method I can think of. And my pee is bloody, so I’m worried there’s something seriously wrong. Does anyone have any ideas of how I can get it out?