Micro chipping your child?

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I read an article (which I later realised was an April fools joke lol 🤦🏻‍♀️) about a hospital that was offering microchipping to new mums. It said for $1000 they would microchip your baby for you and listed all the benefits of having your baby microchipped.

What do you think? Can the government be trusted not to abuse it? Could it be beneficial for solving missing persons, abducted children etc? It could potentially do away with birth certificates.

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