To start off my story I hate shopping. I’m short (5’1) and I’m always afraid I’ll run into someone or something with the cart most people are too busy to notice me anyways so I’m always being cut in front or they get into my bubble to where I just move out of the way and wait

So I had just gotten off work after 7 hours straight chasing kids around all day. I’m 35 weeks pregnant and tired but we have shopping to do for the baby shower the next day.

My husband grabs a cart, sanitizes it and we head to the photo center because we need the ultrasound picture. We pick out the one we want and everything and then head to pick it up the receipt said it was already ready. We waited 25 minutes, there was a couple in front of us with the guy taking up the entire bench for himself so I was standing the entire time only to be told it never went through.

So I told my husband to just redo it and I would go get the food we need. At least I could lean on the cart and would be moving around. So the first stop of course is the clearanced food. I park my cart up against the shelf so it wasn’t in the way. I noticed as I did this there was this white, middle aged, tall, blonde women wearing workout clothes and hair in a messy bun with some reusable bags half full of food staring at me.

I didn’t really think much of it and went to look at the chips on sell less than 5 feet from my cart. This chick came over and starts to put her bags in MY cart.

I was in the middle of saying “excuse me but that is my cart” when she cut me off in real stuck up voice and said “I don’t care” and I’m standing there obviously pregnant like

And she walks off with MY cart.

After a long day at work and just wanting to go home I let her have it.

I was shopping by myself for less than 10 minutes and I had my cart stolen. So I texted my husband and told him we needed a new cart and he was like why I told him he wouldn’t believe me.

So I waddle back to him.

He’s thinking I broke the cart. I told him what had happened and what the lady said as we walk back to the front to get a new cart. He finds the most annoying cart he can and then says “alright what’s this b!tch look like, I’m going to give her this cart along with a few words”. I told him it wasn’t worth it and to just finish shopping. As we are getting the food he is glaring at every woman we cross.

He say “you better tell me what she looks like, some of these women don’t deserve my glares” so I told him she was middle aged white tall blonde women. He starts hunting down every middle aged blonde woman asking me “is that her?”

I found the entire thing funny I mean what else was I supposed to do the entire situation was just dumbfounding. We never ran into her again although if we had I wouldn’t have told him. I really don’t like confrontation and he was boiling mad. Anyways that happened 3 weeks ago but I thought I’d share just because of how crazy it all was.