Line up for Motherhood

So I walked outside this morning..in northern Canada, and t was actually hot. I started to have a panic attack so naturally I went to the mall to buy maternity shorts.

Mind you this is the biggest mall in North America.

I walk in and it’s dead...still too early to draw a crowd. So I’m like...sweet...no lines, no fighting through crowds of people.

Then I get to the Maternity store, and it is POPPIN! I’m like “I see you, ladies!” Gettin out here early like the miserable pregnant women we are trying to avoid the crowds and get our first shorts of the season!