Ok ladies, tell me why I work thru homecare and I’m taking care of my client... well while my client is shitting her life away on the toilet... she is 97 btw... my hotline was blingin off the hook...

I’m sittin here gettin irritated because everyone who knows me and who calls me knows damn well I’m on the clock... so I get my client off the toilet and I’m tellin you I was lookin like this...

Hot asf and irritated because my phone won’t stop going off... so I asked my client if I can take this call and she said that was fine... tell me why I already knew how I was going to blow tf up on this person before they even got on the phone, because when I looked at who was trying to call me it turned out to be my mama...

I answered the phone and this how the convo went...

Me: what?

Mom: ummm hello to you too?

Me: well you know I’m out here wipin ass?...

so what was so important that you needed me right now...

Mom: where did you put the tv remote...

Me: *click*

You ever had a convo with someone who you truly wished you ain’t love as much as you do?... hahaha my mom be doin the most sometimes... anyone else got crazy ass mamas?