So, long story short I noticed his wedding band was off. So I ask him.

Since he's at work, I shoot him a quick text. And ten I realize its covered in something that smells like fruit loops..

Oh.. my.. god..

Lord Jesus.. now his dick is gonna be the same shade as my legs. 😭😭😂😂

I really have to start hiding my lotion. Thankfully it wasn't the 20 dollar bottle.

I use tanning bed lotion or the self tanning lotion to make my legs soft. (Can't use a tanning bed because I'm pregnant lol)

Another update. The tanning lotion isn't strong. It doesn't make you orange. It gives you a natural tan. But I honestly didn't notice a difference. Thank god!

Another update to settle the confusion.

Yes he was using it for jerking off. Lol.

UPDATE: He said his hands were tan for a fucking week! I'm crying! He said he's already dark down stairs so that didn't change but his hands were dark.

Note.. the dark dried up lotion on the top of the bottle.. this lotion is white until it dries. Best shit ever!