Pop up visitor

I gave birth in March and of course your period eventually starts back. However, I’ve been waiting and nothing. Then today, I wear white pants and dress sexy because husband is coming home. He’s been gone for a month on business. Then, out the blue Aunt Flow pops her ass over and was like surprise. She called before she came but she said maybe she’ll come by but she didn’t say today lol. I was hoping I could at least perform a “Welcome home” for my husband but she had other plans obviously. I wish I could treat her like another visitor and be done after 2 hours lol.