If this isn't me... checking for symptoms online

Me: hmm I'm feeling a little weird today... lets go ahead and look up what it could be. Good idea.

WEBMD: Yeah so you're either pregnant or you are dying of something... most likely cancer.

Me: *knowing I'm barely an adult and haven't gotten some dick in months*

Me: okay it's okay lets just look on <a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.glow.android.eve">Eve</a> see what these ladies have to say

Some ladies: okay so you're for sure pregnant I had this and found out I was actually 7 months pregnant!!!! The tests LIE!!!!!

Me: *still knowing I ain't had dick for months, got periods, negative tests*

Me: okay THATS IT I'm going to the doctor, that'll settle it.

Doctor: okay well STD tests are negative, blood test negative, I'm like 100% you don't have cancer. So whatever it is it's fine you're fine. I've literally done the tests just chill


LMAOOO but fr I gotta stop looking on the internet for symptoms they got me wildin