Blood everywhere!!!

Today is day two of my own personal shark week...within 30 minutes:

Climb out of shower, get undies on with extra-long overnight pad.

Lay on bed to dry off, as the river flows out of you.

Realize this pad will not keep through the night, so get up to change it.

Find that a stream of blood made it all the way up your buttcrack, off the “extra-long overnight” pad and onto your undies.

Wipe all over with baby wipes, as your long hot shower is now void.

Sprint from the bathroom to bedroom to get new undies.

Drip onto the bedroom floor, before said undies can be fitted with a new pad.

Walk out to the living room to inform husband “I’m done with today, I’m going to bed.”

Climb under covers.

Sound familiar, anyone?