Crime scene... *Detailed! Warning!*

Elise

I better not be under suspicion for murder any time soon, because my bathroom would light up like a Christmas tree under luminol right now 😆😅.

So my husband and I got a little frisky last night. One of the great benefits of the moon cup is that all that great natural lubrication comes right out while your period stays put. Perfect! The downside is that in the morning that little cup is a real slippery thing...

I could tell it was going to be tricky, and I didn't want to hook it out of the U bend AGAIN, so I angled it a little up. Oops. Not. A. Good. Idea. Seems obvious now, right!?

Blood EVERYWHERE. Walls, bath mats, bin lid, toilet seat, sink, tiles... It literally looks like someone was stabbed. Nobody is ready for that first thing in the morning!!

I think I got most of it, but seriously... That place would NOT pass testing 😆😆.