Dirty talk gone awry. 😂

My husband has always been a minute man. Always. I'm talking exactly 1 minute y'all.

I don't know what's with him, and I don't want to know.

We've been having sex twice a day since I got the OK from the doctor after baby. The first time, a minute or less.

But the second time... 10 minutes 😂 To someone like me, that's forfuckingever.

This sex is so good that my dirty talk has turned to absolute garbage. I cannot even think straight during it.

Tonight I said to this man "do you like to have sex with me?" IN THE MIDDLE OF SEX Y'ALL. What I wanted to say was "Do you like fucking your dirty little slut?" he likes if I call myself a slut. Fuck if I know 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

He just said "...yeah?..."

We got a good laugh afterwards. He said to me "you sounded delusional. I fucked you so hard you went dumb for a minute there."

I'm also a bit dizzy. I'm on cloud nine. 😂