I need a rant!!!!!

Period is 5 days late.

Getting shit loads of pregnancy symptoms,

Swollen boobs

Minor cramps

‘Implantation bleeding’ or spotting at10pdo

Feeling sick

No period

Lots of cm

Lots of jelly Cm

Bloated

Still no period

Peeing every 5 mins

Achey

Tired

Still no period

Mood swings

You name it I have it.....

STILL NO PERIOD AND IM NEVER THIS LATE

But every bloody test is negative and I’m

18dpo..... it’s fine if I’m not pregnant I’m just pissed off that my cycle will now be out of sync..... just bloody come already so I can start trying for next month!