Turtle Rant

The little kids [maybe 12 & 13] that live behind me are CONSTANTLY throwing their shit in our pool.

Today at 8am we saw them throw THEIR PET TURTLE in our pool. So now I own a turtle.

Call me petty all you want, but I’m not giving it back if they ever ask. They threw a sweet baby turtle into a fucking chlorinated and bleached pool. THEN THEY THREW A FROG!!!

The turtle survived but the frog didn’t.

So this is Donald Glover and he’s in a happy big tank now.

Update-ish:

I found a shelter near by for once he gets bigger. They take larger red ear sliders and give them a little lake type thing :) I’m just homing him for now and taking him to the vet tomorrow to see if the bleach damaged him :(

Updating with a Donald Glover booty selfie: