😂😂😂

Him: “I hate eating in bed, it won’t be allowed.”

Me: “no it’ll be allowed, watch me.”

Him: “fine, but only on your side.”

Me: “I’ll eat on your side of the bed”

Him: “if you do that and I find crumbs, I’m sleeping on the couch.”

Me: “wait; why would you sleep on the couch?”

Him: “I’m not gonna make you sleep on the couch, that’s rude.”

😂😂😂😂💜