Confidence is KEY!!! (Blow Job Thread)

So. Used to hate, hate, HATE even the idea of sucking dick! Literally just... well, at one point, I had a mental breakdown conversation of sobbing where I told my husband that if he wanted blowjobs, he ought to divorce me cause I’d never like it - I’d blown him a handful of times and just never got into it, didn’t enjoy it - even though I enjoyed pleasing him. I was raised that sex was SINFUL and blow jobs are what prostitutes do - that it’s no task for an honourable wife!

But my husband... it was his ultimate fantasy! (We took each other’s virginity when we married at 19, and neither of us have slept with anyone else)

But??? After I said something??? He dropped it. One hundred percent! Totally accepted that he’d never get any head - he loves me and wants me to be happy. Even though head is his #1 turn on favourite thing - he accepted it.

Then came a night and... all the lights were off and I just. I got on my knees and kissed it - then a few licks... then I was just sucking him. And because it was dark, it made me braver I guess. And he was making those “hmmm baby” noises and stuff...

But still, while he was surprised and loved it, he didn’t expect it ever again. But... you know, it hadn’t been that awful - so I read up, educated myself!! I write the tips for any other girl like me!!

1) spit is your friend. Let gravity just get your drool everywhere - in this one instance, just... salivate all over him.

2) you know that “I’m an elderly toothless woman” face you make by sucking in your lips??? Yeah, that’s what ya need to do. Teeth should never touch the dick!!!!! (Lesson learned there............ 🙈)

3) you DONT have to put the whole shlong in your mouth - focus on the head and let your mouth liquids coat your hand and hold tight! He literally won’t even notice you aren’t balls deep 😂 besides, all the fun is at the top anyway!!

4) he really really really likes WATCHING

5) seriously... put that hair in a ponytail - that shit is sexy as fuuuuuuuuck (apparently haha)

6) swirl your tongue around, suck (not too hard), and just bob up and down. Do not - and I repeat, do not - blow on his appendage. Unless he’s into that... mine is most definitely not.

7) hum. Seriously. Make noises, if you can, and let him know what you’re thinking - and be frank. I had to very much encourage my hubs that PLEASE I LOVE IT WHEN YOU MAKE NOISE!!!

But my point???

All I was missing??? Confidence!!!!

Seriously, my husband says that even when my blowjobs were dry (I didn’t know ANYTHING) and when I would make him keep a pillow over his face (I was embarrassed) and when I’d over think the whole event to the point of skipping intimacy ENTIRELY because I regretted my teasing about a “special surprise” coming at the end of a day... I was missing confidence!!!!

I gotta brag. Been married for 2 and a half years, and I just sucked my husband’s dick so good that he yelled when he came. My husband is NOT a vocal lover. I wanna climb a mountain, bare my boobs to the world, and just... Whoooo!!!!!

So I dunno. If you are like me??? What finally changed was I had to realise. Dicks are not gross. Sure, it’s salty and he pees with it - but if he’s got good hygiene??? It’s just a dick!!! So??? Turn off the light, realise your stud muffin will love you no matter what! Educate yourself!! Learn how to give a good blow job - and you’re gonna have to do it yourself cause “you just suck on it” is NOT explanatory enough! And know that you’re a sexual goddess and your man will worship at your feet - if he doesn’t, he don’t deserve your lips!!!

Now... maybe one day I’ll be brave enough to let him go down on me. That’s not today - but I’m getting there!

Lol anyone have any funny first blow jobs stories???? More tips that I missed????