Dear baby...

Dear baby,

I wish I could nourish you with big, beautiful salads. I tried for the first couple weeks, but suddenly the thought of munching on raw veggies makes me turn green. I’m currently trying to feed you a smoothie, but I can taste every ingredient, strongly, and it’s making my insides rumble.

I just want you to know that I’m trying, but you’re definitely going to be made out of bagels and tofu. Hope you’re okay with that.

Love,

Your queasy, vegan mama