I’ll try And keep this as short as possible... So me and my boyfriend had only been dating 5 months and we were comfortable enough to fart in front of each other but that’s it and when we fart we joke about crapping our pants

Gross I know😂

Anyway on this particular day me a him we’re out running errands and stopped to get McDonald’s which I got multiple times a week so thought nothing of it. Fast forward a few hours were at his parents place, in his room and I got unbelievably bad trapped wind pain in my ribs, I honestly felt like I was ganna die

After nearly crying I asked him to drive to the shops to get me rennie which are supposed to relieve the pain. When he returned I took two and fell asleep while he was playing with my hair... about 2 hours later I woke up and felt fine again

BOOM, problem solved right?

WRONG....

So I was laying there and he was watching tv next to me and I felt the sensation to fart, so I did and jokingly turned to him and said

“Haha think I shit myself” he giggles I giggle until the horrible feeling of my underwear turning cold... I had actually crapped my pants in my boyfriend bed😰

As I get up and try to go to the toilet I heard him say “no way, you didn’t” and I started nervously laughing and he said “omg you actually shit yourself” he falls about laughing because he’s a bit of a tease like that

I run to the toilet and I swear it was like explosive. I couldn’t stop it, it was basically water leaking uncontrollably. He comes and stands at the bathroom door to check im okay then disappears for a little while. In this time I’m trying to think of a way to jump from the window without breaking a bone...

When I finally emerge from the toilet, embarrassed, full thinking I was going to be single shortly I see him sitting on the bed after he had changed the sheets. He had laid out clean underwear that he washed for me last time I stayed. He gave me one of his tops to wear since Mine were...dirty... he got me a drink and something to stop the...problem... he put on my favourite tv show even tho he can’t stand it and rubbed my belly, gave me massages and played with my hair and told me he didn’t care even though it was really funny.

This is the guy I’m supposed to be with

After getting treated like shit from my ex who would kick me out if I was ill Because he “didn’t want to catch anything” I’m so glad I moved on and found someone who treats me right

Side note- afterwards, while cuddling me, he was making jokes like “oh what a Shitty situation” and we would start laughing. It made me feel much more at ease with the whole ordeal 😂