TMI: Living at my in-laws

My husband and I have lived on my in-laws property since we got married a year ago. We have our own studio apartment on their property.

In the first few months of our marriage, I was done with this place. I hate the fucking toilet. Somehow, someway, it always gets clogged when I use it.

At first, I thought I must have taken a monster-sized poo. Not a big deal. When it happened again, I thought I used too much toilet paper so then I started to use less toilet paper when flushing the poo. No success. Then, I tried flushing only the poo and then wiping and flushing that separately. Nope.

It’s been a year and I’ve clogged the toilet at least 4 times a week since I’ve lived here. I don’t even take huge poops. It hasn’t happened once to my husband. We’ve replaced the toilet about two months into moving in. I’m so frustrated! It’s almost as if the toilet has it out for me.