How do I dirty text?!

So I need to spice up my sex life. If I can even call it that? It doesn’t exist. So I guess I need to jolt it into existence.

Issue: I have no idea how to dirty text. It makes me uncomfortable. I’m not a fan of porn because I worry that my husband would be comparing me to the girls that just look way too excited to have a penis in their mouth. So I think about that and just can’t get into it if I try to talk dirty. But I have GOT to do something. My body is not lingerie worthy, and I’ve got nothing going for me. I also am not really attracted to my husband. I WANT to be, he’s good looking, I just have zero sex drive so it’s like idc. I love him, I don’t want to be this dead fish lady who doesn’t have a sex life. He deserves to get it on, (with me), I just lack the ability to do so I guess. Idk it’s like that part of me died. Help?????

And y’all; please don’t tell me to talk to my doctor. I have and he gives zero shits. I’m switching soon but I need advice in the mean time.