TMI WARNING...but please read and comment!

Ok so heres my story. My period was 12 days late and then I started bleeding so I assumed a super late period which for me, is very uncommon. Well it only lasted for for a day and a half with a day of spotting after that. Then it stopped. Well that was almost 2 weeks ago and since then I swear I've had pregnancy symptoms; sore around my nipples, increased urination, nausea, the works. Well I took a cheap dollar store pregnancy test 2 days ago and it was negative. I assumed it would be. Well I've had A LOT of clear, mucus like discharge. Like a gross amount. Then TODAY, no pain, no cramping no discomfort, and boom I bled again with a large amount of that clear discharge! I know I am about to get personal but we're all a majority of women right? Well I stuck some toilet tissue as far as I could up in me to see if I was bleeding and there was just thick, pink, mucus like discharge... What is happening to my body?! Thought? Yall please help a girl out!!!