Pregnancy farts are particularly brutal today, especially after eating two hard boiled eggs 🥚 as a snack.

After releasing a couple of these nose melting noxious egg bubbles, a couple of my colleagues noticed the smell and asked

‘has someone else just had eggs?’

To which I innocently replied ‘no but I just ate some, maybe I left my lunchbox lid open a bit’.

‘No it’s stronger than that’

Me - ‘oh? Maybe it’s something else’

For the last 10 minutes I’ve been participating in this charade called ‘try and establish that weird smell’ all the while knowing full well that everyone is just smelling my farts.