Ok so I’ve been really down lately and I need a good laugh let’s talk sex code words. Before having our daughter if we were stuck with family all day like on vacation or a holiday and it was our fertile window we used to just say we were going to take a nap

but now that we have our 5 year old we can no longer say we’re going to take a nap because she would be like “ooohhh I wanna snuggle”

So now we have to say mommy and daddy have to go have a little discussion. We’ve no lie been in the middle of boinking and she’s came knocking on the door “are y’all dooooone yet” and I’m sitting here like

She’s even went and got her little toy saw and started going to town on our door like she’s trying to cut it down y’all!!!