TMI 😰😰 scare of a lifetime

I woke up to do my morning business. After pooping I start wiping and the toilet paper is bright red

Having hard a miscarriage before I’m in tears on the floor my husband hears me hyperventilating. He bursted in like there was a break in and the robber was in the bathroom with me! (Did not really have guns)

He looked around and asked “whats wrong??” I pointed to the toilet and said “LOOK”

My husband then sighed and was quite for a minute then he got down next to me on the floor and says “baby did you eat any of the red velvet Brownies last night that you made?” I go “yes! But what does that have to do with something serious like this” I’m appalled he brought that up

He sighed again and laughed and said “baby the dye from the brownies dyed your poop red” I turn and look at him like