Husband and I were getting a little freaky in the bedroom last night when worst case scenario happened😂

At this point I had a butt plug in and all of a sudden it feel like it was falling out😂 I tell my husband and then all of a sudden I feel like it’s about out of me so I tell him to check and he’s like

“It must have fallen out it’s not there”

Panic..

“Umm yes it is still there I feel it”

“It’s not there”

“Yes it is I FEEL it!!” (My voice goes up a few octaves) and then I’m like “oh no.. it’s INSIDE OF ME”

Husband panicking now “are you sure?”

“I FEEL IT”

I reach back and in and it just slides farther in “oh no it went further in!”

I rush to the bathroom ripping off nipple clamps without a thought🤦‍♀️ and try and push it out and it doesn’t work

My husband, “do you need me to get it out?”

Me panicking “I don’t know give me a minute” then “yes I need your help”

Queue me on my hands and knees on the bathroom floor and his fingers in me pulling out this damn butt plug..🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Like how would I have explained that to an ER😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

It’s hilarious now but god🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Lessons learned? Don’t but cheap ass butt plugs off wish😂😂