My bf and I have been together for 4 years. He’s a morning person and I’m a night person, so he always goes to sleep before me. Last night I rolled over to kiss him before I went to sleep around 11:30pm and this is how our conversation went:

Me: woah, you’re really sweaty.

Him: I know I’ve been in New York.

M: In New York doing what?

H: Selling ping.

M: What’s ping?

Then he just rolls over and goes back to sleep and I almost died laughing.

He always has to weirdest dreams/makes no sense and it’s hilarious. What’s a ping? We haven’t been to NY since 2017. Why was he so sweaty?? LOL. I asked him about it this morning and he laughed.

Does your SO sleep talk?? What’s the weirdest thing they’ve said??

^ him in his sleep last night