Birth plan?

Question

Hey ladies :), i just wanted to know what everyones birth plan was/is/if they’re having one at all!! 
I’m 30 weeks, and starting to think about what I want done.  I heard a bunch of stuff about episiotonomies (i can’t spell I’m sorry😂), and delayed cord clamping, epidurals, different pain meds, position, water birth, EVERYTHING! 
So if anyone can help me figure out what’s best/ share yours that would be amazing! I’ve watched a few videos and just can’t decide on certain topics!

Answer

Yes I am aware it probably won’t go this way, but so far it’s a draft 😂
BIRTHING PLAN!!
 
Any pain relief except epidural! All midwives and doctors must refuse!
Waterbirth if possible alongside a normal delivery! 
Nobody other than me is allowed in my room! Unless Chris miraculously makes the birth then it’s just us two!
If a C-Section has to be performed then I must be put to sleep! Chris to be informed of the birth straight away! And pictures to be taken as soon as she is born. Due to me being knocked the fuck out, under NO circumstances shall anybody see my daughter before me! I will be the first family member she looks at! 
Only when I say so will anybody be able to come and visit. 
I must be able to go home ASAP due to Chris and his illness! If necessary I will discharge myself to get home to my family!!!

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My birth plan is pretty much get this baby out of me nowwww.
And kinda hoping I'm not gonna punch anyone in the process due to being in so much pain 😂

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My birth plan or birth preferences as it's referred to here is basically:
I want to keep mobile, not be flat on my back
I want to try my best for a normal vaginal delivery but ultimately am more bothered about a healthy baby at the end!
I want to use homeopathic remedies all through inc delivering the placenta
I'd like the environment to be as calm and quiet as possible
Sorry in advance if I get snappy and whingy! 
Delayed cord clamping and skin to skin is the norm here so didn't need to mention that.
I get the impression that the plan or preferences should be quite simple and the staff appreciate being trusted, not treated like idiots.... It might just be my British reserve but I think it's a bad idea to go in thinking I know better esp as it's my first baby. And as ever, it's always an unpredictable situation.

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