“Krabby patty formula”

Maryjane • Happy wife 💍 | Poetry & Art lover ❤️ | TTC baby # 1 👣💓 with PCOS | I curse a lot but I’m a sweetheart 🤣

So I’ve noticed, no matter what the product is, people act like it’s going to kill them if they tell you where they bought a certain item or what method they used to accomplish something. Acting like they’re protecting the damn krabby patty secret formula 🙄🙄 Why post about it & brag if you’re not going to share the details or don’t want others to know about it. SOOO, my question is to y’all who are willing to share: Have anyone used quick fix or any other kind of synthetic urine that WORKED & helped you pass a drug test? Or any detoxes you took that helped you pass? I tried looking online but couldn’t find any quick fix so please mention where I can find the recommended products! I’ve never had a (marijuana) drug test to take before & I want a new job but I’m positive it’s going to require a urine test. I can pass it it’s a test for hard drugs, alcohol or pills.. but weed? Nope 😂 plus I’m heavyset so just quitting cold turkey will still take too long to get out of my system. Any tips or pointers would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!