I’m really and I mean really preggo. All you mommas know what I’m talking about. And yeah I’ve reached the no matter how hard you try you can’t hold your gas stage. It is so so so embarrassing!

In fact last night I unleashed my wrath on a poor unsuspecting store clerk (like takes five minutes to disappear rotten egg gas). I felt so bad and seriously contemplated leaving without my change. I tried so hard to keep it contained and nothing worked. It gets old. It really does I’m a big fat waddling stink bomb 🙄!