Oh, you had a rough night with baby last night? Have you tried bedsharing?

Oh your baby, makes grunting noises, he probably doesn’t like that bib you have on him?

Oh your baby spits up, cut out dairy, gluten, and any vegetables that cause gas.

That diaper is too small!

His socks are too tight!

I’ve only ever heard a baby with xyz condition make that sound.

You know, you don’t always have to hold your baby!i

Get that baby (5 weeks old) on a schedule!

You shouldn’t breastfeed on demand, you’ll never be able to stop!

Make sure to put that dirty diaper in a puppy bag before you put it in a trash can!!!

Just a random list of bad advice I’ve received from family and providers! 🤦🏼‍♀️