What the HELL is wrong with my husband

So I just had my baby and I’m in the recovery room now. My husband was complaining about his stomach hurting, but I just pushed a baby out of my vagina so I wasn’t really paying attention. Few hours later I was in the bathroom trying to poop for the first time after my delivery. I was only in there for not even a minute when my husband rushed in and told me to get off the toilet. I yelled at him to get out and that I’ll be out in a minute. A couple minutes later I walked out of the bathroom.

The first thing I smelled was shit. Really stinky shit. I asked my husband if our son had a dirty diaper and he said no. I then asked him if he smells poop. He said no but looked really embarrassed So I followed the smell over to the trash can. There was POOP IN THE FUCKING TRASHCAN!!! my husband shat in a trash can in my recovery room! I laughed so hard I peed myself 😆