Ok y’all. I need to vent. I’m a SAHM with an almost 4 month old little boy. My husband works two weeks on and then has two weeks off. When he’s working he’s in another state so we don’t see him for two weeks. I’m basically a single parent for two weeks at a time. We both think this sucks but it’s the job we have for now. When my husband is home he’s so annoying. I love him but I wanna strangle him. I’ll feed the baby (we breastfeed) and not even a half hour later my husband is asking if the baby needs a bottle. I’ve pumped milk lately so that he can help feed the baby because I had dentist appointments and a bridal shower and I wanted to be able to leave my little one with his dad without formula. So we have milk in the fridge. My husband will freak out when the baby makes any kind of noise thinking he’s hungry when he just wants to chat... I have a two year old niece who was my whole world before I had a baby and she is obsessed with my son. She loves her little cousin so much and always gives him kisses when she sees him. We have to remind her that she can only kiss his head or his cheeks and never his mouth but she does really good most of the time just only kissing his head. Whenever we see her my husband is a nervous wreck and then for days after will say that she got our baby sick whenever he sneezes or chokes on his milk a little or basically makes any kind of noise... I put our son in his bouncer in the kitchen with me so I can cook when I’m alone and I did this when my husband was home this time so I could help with dinner. It was a late dinner cause we had things going on all day and my son was being a little fussy because it was almost time to start our bedtime routine. I was talking to him and making faces at him while I quickly finished up what I was doing and right as I was walking toward him to take him out of his bouncer he started crying. I said it’s ok baby don’t cry and was undoing the clips when my husband said he’s gonna cry cause you’ve been neglecting him for 30 minutes. Like okay... you could help me a little. I put lotion on him after baths and my husband says I use too much. The baby cries when he’s tired and fights his nap my husband says I’m not holding him right. I let the baby fuss on the floor while I go pee and my husband comes downstairs from the shower dripping in soap asking why I didn’t just take the baby with me. Mind you he wasn’t even crying, just fussing... the baby isn’t a fan of the car seat lately so my husband refuses to go anywhere but also won’t help me make a shopping list so that we only have to go to the store once while he’s home. We’ve been out of bread milk and eggs for a couple days and he won’t go get them or watch the baby so I can and gets mad if I go and take the baby with me. But then complains because he’s bored and we never leave the house, even tho he’s so annoying the whole time we are gone every time we leave the house, and says over and over that we gotta get the baby home. I’ve seriously had it with him. I love him so much and I had to yell at him which sucked but I feel like a single parent of two kids when he’s home and I’m tired. And the least he could do is watch the baby for an hour while I get my damn teeth cleaned. Without 4 texts that the baby is fussy or crying. For me to come home and see that he’s not fussy he’s just making noises and my husband can’t tell the difference 🙄🙄🙄🙄 ugh!!! Ok I feel better. If you read this all the way then thank you lol I did tell my husband thank you for all his hard work this morning so don’t think I’m not grateful lol